According to the ruling of the Secret Dwarven Council I, Edem Usirineth, codename maheusz was sent to take care of new colony, made in the middle of nowhere. According to my directives I acted as lowly Potash Maker, but my skills at manipulation let me command the fellow dwarves in a way Expedition Leader should. But since he is a lazy bum the authority and lives of my coworkers are mine.
God only knows who created this dump - the place is chaotic and dirty. The only thing I can commend my predecesor on is diabolical construction of the Trading Depot. Now only to create hatches, special pipes to pump water/magma... ahhh... but I'm thinking about too random stuff.
For now we need much more food and more dwarves. 10 people who we're here now isn't really that good. And if I add that some genius left the lower caverns open... that is a disaster waiting to happen. I already ordered creation of walls which should stop the creatures from entering our fortress and I pray to Armok that none of our masons will be stupid enough to stay on the other side when Great Barrier will be finished.
It seems like our walls brought upon us a crundle infestation! Thanfully the rag-tag millitary taken care of it. Also - there were sightings of Trologdytes. These are dire news indeed.
Udil Letmosbour was found dead... probably killed by crundle. His body will lie in hall of fame with both miners. Hopefully his ghost won't be too angry at us.
I will find and kill the person responsible for all this 'Detailing jobs'. THERE IS CRUNDLE INFESTATION DOWNSTAIRS, GO BUILD THE FUCKING WALL, NOT DETAIL ALL THE SAD THINGS IN YOUR LIFE!
Edem Kostakud is dead. Another crundle victim.
This is getting ridiculous. I've asked everybody to help with walling off the crundle hell. It must be done, otherwise these murderous monsters will kill us all!
And of course our dear leader, Tekkud Dorenurrith is throwing a tantrum like little child. I know that we're in crisis here, but really? REALLY? I'VE JUST SNAPPED A NECK OFF A CRUNDLE AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT!
He punched a cat. A CAT! Wow... Such a stress reliever, right?
It has come to my attention that As Noluzol, Fish Dissector was hurt in the fight with crundle. It's only bruising of the lower body, so he'll probably come around, but just to be sure I designated a healer. Since nobody knows ANYTHING about the wounds Xmorg was proudly anounced this colony doctor. And let us all hope that Armok is in good mood today.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS FORT? Tekkud Dorenurrith, Stoneworker and former leader just went insane... oh mighty Armok, I smell tantrum spiral...
And in his madness he... organized an party... Okay. I'm officially mad too. Just... just...
Praise Armok! Migrants! 27 of them... there is no way in hell we'll be able to feed them. Somehow I start to get why leader went insane now.
This time it's Xmorg throwing a tantrum! Our doctor, our last hope in this world filled with blood and guts! Why?
He calmed down but not before killing an innocent dwarf. As Noluzol is no more.
It's an invasion of Giant Gray Langurs! Noooooo!
And in the midst of confusion Litast Fokermebzuth, militia commander has given a birth to a boy. Cute! Also the elven caravan arrived, but to be honest I have too much trouble in fortress to trade with them or even slaughter their puny faces. So I let them be.
Also Sigun Bomrekvesh, Hunter has just bled to death. Such sad fate. At least he killed few of the grays... now the elves will enter in the midst of bloodshed. I wonder what happens.
While fighting still hasn't died down Zulban Stelidkikrost has begun mysterious construction after claiming Jeweler Workshop!
Dwarven Baby just has bleed to death. I guess killed by the Grays. No tantrum please...
NOOOOOOOOOO! XMORG HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD! We'll avenge you!
Another two dwarves found dead. More coffins on the way. Make it three.
An artifact was created - amber opal figurine of Fecaci! Kobold thief wanted to steal it, but was stopped. Sadly he escaped so more will come! Let's be vigilant.
I died of thirst, because there was no water source in the whole damn fortress! Yet my ghost will record the events of this doomed place until the next poor soul from the Council'll come...
Traded with humans for a bunch of wood. We sold our big gem, a mug and one craft. It wasn't the biggest deal in the world, but everybody must start somewhere, right?
Cage traps are on the way. At least now it shouldn't be a slaughter when some animal decides to check the fortress out.
Lokum Gadankib, Cheese Maker is taken by fey mood! He claimed Metalsmith Forge after taking one piece of metal, so there may be a piece of armor... helmet maybe? Artifact helmet would be nice, right? Aaaaaaand... nope. He created a silver flask. One can dream. Ugh.
My end is near. It's winter already. And with new spring another fool will try to save Ragcopper. For those brave enough there is a lever which will help you defend - raise the bridge and laugh at those on the other side. Enjoy and farewell.
The story ends. Go, new one. Try your hand at the destiny...