They said I was going to get a party, once things calmed down. It never happened.
Plus, now that you are on steam, you need to throw in a few cake jokes.
like "and there will be cake, we promise, lots and lots of cake!"
throw in an achievement, when you get to the party (make the cake look like the portal cake - maybe even mention the coconut pecan frosting) and then it gets funny. achievement get "and then there was cake" or achievement get "there really was cake"